Socialites Publish Rival Books With Same Boring Premise

"In one corner is Tatiana Boncompagni, 31, vacuum heir Maximilian Hoover's wife, whose novel Hedge Fund Wives hits shelves in May. In the other is Jill Kargman, 34-year-old daughter of former Chanel President Arie Kopelman, whose roman à clef, The Ex-Mrs. Hedgefund, arrives in April," says the NY Post. Each tome follows the life of a hedge-fund wife who catches her husband cheating. "Even their daughters, Ivy Kargman and Valentina Boncompagni-Hoover, are joining the fray. The toddlers slapped and scratched each other at summer playgroup Broadway Babies, according to a witness."